Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Lucky Doctor

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

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The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and hewas dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back"

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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"

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He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

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"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor........



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Indian tounge Twister


What does













“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



Means????

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Not a Tongue TwisterLL

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Didn’t get?????

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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

“9544545445”



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All the messages below are just forwarded messages if some one feels hurt about it please add your comments we will remove the post.Host/author is not responsible for these posts.
What does













“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



Means????

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Not a Tongue TwisterLL

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Didn’t get?????

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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

“9544545445”



Ha ha ha ha….JJJ


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All the messages below are just forwarded messages if some one feels hurt about it please add your comments we will remove the post.Host/author is not responsible for these posts.