Saturday, June 28, 2008

How to select a girl to marry

How guys select the girl they want to marry


A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

Think like a man . . .

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Men are Men.... Obviously!!! :)

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Human race





A little girl asked her mother,

'How did the human race appear?'




The mother answered,

'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.




The father answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'


The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,

and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'




The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Taxi driver ..first time

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much." The
driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25
years...

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Just 4r ur health



Health - Very Very Important Tips


Answer the phone by
LEFTear.
Do not drink coffee
TWICEa day.
Do not take pills with
COOLwater.
Do not have
HUGEmeals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of
OILYfood you consume.
Drink more
WATERin the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone
CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for
LONGperiod of time.
Best sleeping time is from
10pmat night to 6amin the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking
medicinebefore sleeping.
When battery is down to the
LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Forward this to those whom you
CARE about!


Here are some healthy tip for your smartness & physical fitness.


Prevention is better than cure.


HEALTHY JUICES
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Carrot + Ginger + Apple -
Boost and cleanse our system.

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Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.


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Tomato + Carrot + Apple
- Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

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Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk
-
Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

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Orange+ Ginger + Cucumber
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Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

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Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon
-
To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

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Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi
-
To improve skin complexion.

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Pear & Banana
-
regulates sugar content.

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Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango
-
Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

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Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk
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Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity.

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Papaya + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

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Banana + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation

Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....

Jus to check this out......
The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.


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Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...



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Did You Know?

Blood type and Rh
How many people have it?
O +
40 %
O -
7 %
A +
34 %
A -
6 %
B +
8 %
B -
1 %
AB +
3 %
AB -
1 %






Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?






Accord ing to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?




TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's str aightforwa rd and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.




MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:



REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is
O-
O+
B-
B+
A-
A+
AB-
AB+
AB+
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
AB-
YES
YES
YES
YES
A+
YES
YES
YES
YES
A-
YES
YES
B+
YES
YES
YES
YES
B-
YES
YES
O+
YES
YES
O-
YES




KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,


Fruit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit
Benefit
apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints
apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process
artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Gua rd s against liver disease
avocados
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops str okes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea
beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar
beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss
blueberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation
broccoli
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
cabbage
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids
cantaloupe
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system





...DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual diso rd ers, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT


1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
.....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:


1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Ga str ic - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days


4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwa rd s - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed . It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.


A serious note about heart attacks
: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

**Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about......I just did!!!**



Saturday, June 14, 2008

Hyderabad/shamshabad airport update

Now Hyderabad airport is full operational ...all the shops are opened ..there are many atms,forex exchange counters,hotel guys to help you,food counters like paradise,coffee day etc and we also have few shops where we can buy all items that we require.

We can see many coco cola machines but u need to spend 25 rs to get them.

Airport is of 2 floors on the top floor is for departures,1st for arrivals and ground floor for other operations ...cabs which are booked from meeru travels are allowed to come to first floor to pick up and our cars will not be allowed to 1st floor.you need to take ur lugague to ground floor to your car.

In the night i can see many cars waiting outside on the roads simply to escape the parking fees as it is bit costly.They just go inside parking before 15 mins of flight arrival as it is free for 15 mins.

Girl and psychiatrist

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a Maadarchod.


PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?


GIRL: Well, he kissed me.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist kissed the girl


GIRL: ...... Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he had sex with me!


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist had sex with the girl


GIRL: .Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.


PSYCHIATRIST: Maadarchod !!!!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Result oriented man

Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"

"Um... okay."

He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.

Then an inspiration strikes... he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a man..."

His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too

Which beer you will drink

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him

The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses were surprised and said, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"

Free java certification

Hi,
Sun is running a Java Certification promotional offer right now with one Free Retake exam (if couldn't make it in the first attempt).
Note:
-The promotion expires on June 20th, 2008.
-This offer is valid in all countries where Sun certification is sold, except Brazil and India. Thus it is usefull for onsite resources.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Understanding the Pharama Domain - 1



Before understanding the Domain we should know what are the components of a tablet/syrup/injection which you take. The composition is generally written backside of the tablet. It contains all the chemical names and its compositions.The main components are 1.API's -- Active pharma Ingredients : These are the chemicals/molecules which help in curing the disease 2.Stablizers : These are the components which helps other components not react with each other. 3.Lubricants : These prevent the tablet from sticking to manufacting unit or machine. 4.Excipients : These are non active chemicals which are used for carrying API's 5.Flavors: These are to add taste to the tablet or these are the cosmetic things to please the patients.
Pharama companies are of 2 types
1.Bulk Drug Companies : These are the companies which only produce API's 2.Formulation Companies: These are the companies which make the tablets,syrups etc
Dosage Forms
1.Tablet 2.Injection 3.Capsules 4.Syrup 5.Inhalers(aerosols) 6.Gel forms(Ontiments)
Every country has their own regulatory authories and their own rules which are to be satisfied before they release a drug in their countries
US Regulatory:
FDA - Food and drug administration : Regulatory body which verifies and certifies a drug before it gets relesed in US markets
CDER -- Centre for drug Evaluation and Research CBER -- Centre for Biological evaluation and research
Indian Regulatory
DCGI -- Drug control general of India ,nirman bhavan ,delhi
What are endimics and apedimic diseases?
Apedimic : Spreads every where
endimic : Spreads based on some special resaons like ethics,geography etc

Healthy Proverb

Have Breakfast like a King
Have Lunch like a Prince
Have Dinner like a Poor

Export data to Spotfire in java

We need to set the conentent type to
application/vns.spotfire.sfs

example :


response.setContentType("application/vns.spotfire.sfs");

Dog and Cat

Monday, June 9, 2008

Exams and reservation

New Exam pattern in India (Revised):

1. General students - Answer ALL questions.

2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.

3. SC - ONLY READ questions.

AND.


4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING

CHEERS RESERVATION……


Dosti mein darar....

After marriage, ek baar Ramu ka ex-roommate Shamu uske ghar usse Milne

Aata hai.Ramu and his beautiful bride Situ really took care of Shamu.




He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari and






















bedsheet for him on the verandah floor.






















At this Shamu retorted, "khud bistar par aur mujhe zamin par?






















lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"






















So,Ramu pacified him and setup a bed for him.






















Shamu again retorted , "khud andar aur mujhe bahar? lagta






















hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"






















Ramu felt bad and set Shamu's bed in the drawing room.






















Shamu objected, "khud andar ac room main aur mujhe bahar






















garmi main? Ek waqt tha ki ham donon sote the ek hi kamre main!"!






















Ramu said that he was a married man now but Shamu again






















said, "lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"






















Ramu's bedroom could accomodate only a bed and a sofa, so






















Ramu setup Shamu in his bedroom on the sofa where the ac was fitted.






















After some time, Shamu woke up Ramu and said that he was






















uncomfortable on the lumpy sofa.






















At this, Ramu was very irritated and said,






















"Hadd ho gayi yar!! A line has to be drawn somewhere!"






















Shamu said, "Bas kya!! tu shadi ke baad ek dam badal gaya






















hai.lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"






















Ramu, the good soul that he was, relented and let Shamu






















sleep on the bed. His wife slept on the left side of the bed, himself






















in between and Shamu on the right.






















After some time Shamu again complained that he wanted to






















sleep in the middle of the bed as he kept falling off the bed when he changed sides.






















Ramu wailed, "This is too much, yaar! There is a limit to everything.. ."






















Shamu became very emotional and said, "Bas kya, you don't trust ME?!?






















lagta hai dosti main definitely daraar aa gayi hai!"






















Finally, good old Ramu gave in again, and let him old pesty






















pal sleep between him and his wife.






















In the morning, Shamu told Ramu, "Yaar, your wife is a very






















chalu lady. She held my tool all through the night !!!"






















Ramu quietly replied "That was me, and not my wife. I just had to do it!"...........
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NAHI TO DARAAR ME DOSTI CHALI JAATI !!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

25 tips for health living

25 TIPS FOR A HAPPIER LIEF STYLE…..


Make sure your hair is dry before going outside.

Get plenty of rest.


Visit the dentist regularly.



Dress right for the weather.

Brush twice a day!


Smile! It will make you feel better.

Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages.


Always wear a seatbelt.

Get outside in the sun every once in a while.

Eat right.




Stay away from too much caffeine.

Surround yourself with friends.
Read to exercise the brain.

Bathe regularly.

Don¢t over indulge yourself.


Eat plenty of vegetables.
Have your eyes checked regularly.
Get plenty of exercise.
Use the bathroom regularly.



Believe that people will like you for who you are.

Love your neighbor as yourself.

Pick up a hobby.
Celebrate all special occasions.
Forgive and forget.